My Early Morning

So I went to bed last night at (or i guess i should say this morning) at 4:30. And I completely forgot that my cousin was coming to pick me up at 8:00. Long story short I wake up to a text that says "we're in the parking lot". Oh crap! So i spring out of bed and almost kill myself as i frantically try to put some clothes on. My eyes were still trying to adjust to the light of the room and they were all scratchy. So of course I tripped and smashed into just about everything in my room before i even got my pants on. But I managed to get ready somehow and got out the door just as i got a second text saying "Where are you?". I bolted around the corner of my building but stopped abruptly to a walking pace before my cousin could see me so when he did it looked like I had been walking the whole time. He asked what took me so long and I said that i attacked by a polar bear with a peg leg. Needless to say he totally bought it and further questions were avoided.